nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

(Source: sebastianstoned)

pewterkat:

small-flower-prince:

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:

I have no idea what’s going on

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

(Source: jonklassen2)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Roseanne, Nightmare on Oak Street.

This episode aired in 1989 and it still hasn’t gotten through a lot of people’s skulls.

(Source: natzcz)

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

Earlier tonight when we were digging in trying to find gran’s ring to give it to Andy, Violet was like “I don’t need a ring to prove to the world that you’re mine” and all I kept thinking was ‘Jesus, please, sweet baby Jesus, put that ring on Holly’s finger, before it winds up on Violet’s’.

(Source: blondiepoison)

quasi-normalcy:

I think that my favourite scene in any Discworld novel so far is the part in Witches Abroad when a creature who is clearly Gollum swims up to the witches’ boat, announces that it’s his birthday, and promptly gets whacked over the head with an oar by Granny Weatherwax and never mentioned again.

nymre:

something quick for kataraweek since i said i would draw something. I originally wanted to draw the prompt ‘Queen Katara’ but it turned into something really different? But idk hopefully maybe it suffices for ‘Hope’?? :”’) ggomenn

(and thank you lovely sock for helping me with my horrible english ur rad)

mydemisee:

Good Will Hunting 1997